pizza

I hate Aron Sanchez, that dude from the food network. I said something aloud that would cause my lynching if I wrote, so he's just "that dude". He said that his favorite pizza was a "messy experience". I never want to hear about that dude's "messy experiences". Then, since I have a sick mind, I was forced (I say forced since sometime's my mind pops weird things into my active train of thought) to picture that dude in a cheesy hotel honeymoon suite bed with pink silt sheets going "Hey pizza, you and me are gonna have a messy experience."